The Outhouse Turns 1

It was a year ago today that Bad Actors could finally find a place they call the Outhouse. Thanks for the visits, let's keep it going! Stick with us, we're continuing to grow and find new, innovative ways to make more room in the Outhouse for bad actors.

The Pee Wee Nikes

Lapagliaaaaaaa!!!

To all of the Anthony Lapaglia lovers out there, check out this creative site dedicated to him...

http://kimberlychapman.com/lapaglia/lapagliamorphs.html

Quote from the site "Anthony LaPaglia is so attractive and such a fabulous actor that he can play any role or dress up any way he likes and still look good."

Half his movies are terrible.

Kimberly Chapman...can we get a little Lapaglia/Harvey "Two-Face" Dent morph added to the site...Maybe one half anthony the other half his brother Jonathan.

Perry's "Madea Goes To Jail" is the new Ernest

Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes To Jail" made $14.7 million dollars at the box office on Friday night. It'd be wrong to say that Perry's "Madea" series is full of racial stereotypes, because Madea is pretty much the new Ernest P. Worrell. And I don't think Jim Varney ever played off white stereotypes. Still, do we have to cross-dress to get a #1 movie?

Friday's Top 10
1. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Jail (Lionsgate) OPENER $14.7M Fri [2,032 Theaters], $40M Wkd
2. Taken (20th Century Fox) $3.4M Fri [3,102], $11M Wkd
3. He's Just Not That Into You (New Line/Warner Bros) $2.9M Fri [3,050], $10M Wkd
4. Friday The 13th (New Line/Warner Bros) $2.7M (-85%) Fri [3,105], $9M Wkd
5. Coraline 3-D (Focus Features) $2.6M Fri [2,155], $14M Wkd
6. Confessions Of A Shopaholic (Disney) $2.4M (-45%) Fri [2,507], $8M Wkd
7. Fired Up (Screen Gems/Sony) OPENER $2.2M Fri [1,810], $8M Wkd
8. Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight) $2.1M Fri [2,244], $9M Wkd
9. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Columbia/Sony) $1.9M Fri [2,835], $8.5M Wkd
10. The International (Sony) $1.4M (-46%) Fri [2,364], $4.5M

Martin Lawrence rips off Eddie Murphy (again) with "Back To Africa"

How the hell does Martin Lawrence keep picking up $20 million paychecks when his movies tank back-to-back? Look at the disturbing trend:

"College Road Trip" Paycheck: $20 million
"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" Paycheck: $20 million
"Big Mommas House 2" Paycheck: $20 million
"Rebound" Paycheck: $20 million
"National Security" Paycheck: $20 million
"Black Knight" Paycheck: $12 million


Besides the greenlit "Wild Hogs 2", Martin hasn't been on top of anyone's A-list in recent years, so he's developing a movie with an idea he came up with all by himself called "Back To Africa".

The comedy centers on a working-class man from Queens who discovers he is heir to the throne of an African country and travels there to claim his birthright.


Didn't Eddie go to Queens in "Coming To America?"
Didn't we see this before in "King Ralph" with John Goodman?
How about "Princess Diaries 2" with Anne Hathaway?

I can only guess that Martin will travel to Africa and hijinks will ensue; damn it all to hell if there isn't a lion involved and Martin screaming "DAAAAYUM!!!"

Soon Martin will ripoff all of Eddie's misses, too...

Double your woman beating?

18-yr-old R&B Michael Jackson wannabe Chris Brown is out on $50,000 bail for alleged domestic violence against girlfriend Rihanna. He was immediately dropped from Wrigley's Doublemint chewing gum campaign, because that's the last thing they need - a man beating on a woman while chewing Doublemint.

CLIVE OWEN CAN'T SMILE

JEFF GOLDBLUM'S RUN OUT OF SCI-FI SPECIAL EFFECT MOVIES

Goldblum, looking like your Crazy Uncle.

The only way to go is down after starring in two of the biggest grossing movies in motion picture history ("ID4" and "JURASSIC PARKS"). His current projects on the IMDB don't have a single dinosaur or alien in them:

# "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" .... Det. Zach Nichols (3 episodes, 2008)
... aka Law & Order: CI (USA: promotional abbreviation)
- Episode #8.3 (2008) TV episode .... Det. Zach Nichols
- The Glory That Was... (2008) TV episode .... Det. Zach Nichols
- Faithfully (2008) TV episode .... Det. Zach Nichols
# Adam Resurrected (2008) .... Adam Stein
... aka Adam Ben Kelev (Israel: Hebrew title)
... aka Ein Leben für ein Leben - Adam Resurrected (Germany)
# "Raines" .... Michael Raines (7 episodes, 2007)
- Closure (2007) TV episode .... Michael Raines
- Inner Child (2007) TV episode .... Michael Raines
- 5th Step (2007) TV episode .... Michael Raines
- Stone Dead (2007) TV episode .... Michael Raines
- Reconstructing Alice (2007) TV episode .... Michael Raines
(2 more)
# Man of the Year (2006) .... Stewart
# Fay Grim (2006) .... Agent Fulbright
# Mini's First Time (2006) .... Mike Rudell
# "Will & Grace" .... Scott Woolley (3 episodes, 2005)
- Dance Cards & Greeting Cards (2005) TV episode .... Scott Woolley
- Bully Woolley (2005) TV episode .... Scott Woolley
- Board Games (2005) TV episode .... Scott Woolley
# "Crank Yankers" .... Professor Fermstein (2 episodes, 2003-2005)
- Episode #3.15 (2005) TV episode (voice) .... Professor Fermstein
- Episode #2.1 (2003) TV episode (voice) .... Professor Fermstein
# "Tom Goes to the Mayor" .... Bill Joel (1 episode, 2004)
- Toodle Day (2004) TV episode (voice) .... Bill Joel
# The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) .... Alistair Hennessey