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Ashton Kutcher, model/actor. Take his acting seriously. 'Cause he does.

Costner's "Modern West" album drops November 11

Yes, this is actually the album art, which leads me to believe Costner made it himself. No one could make something this shitty...

Kevin Costner and friends are releasing their new album on November 11. We now hear that each album will come with a free gun so you can shoot yourself after listening to it.

If you're interested in hearing how Costner and his bands sounds, check out the Youtube link provided below. Also, watch him pander to the local crowd in Durham, North Carolina. Kev, if you make a song about each one of your crappy movies, I will buy this album.

Did you know Kirk Cameron was in FIREPROOF?

I didn't know that Fireproof even came out in theaters last week until I saw the box office.

Whenever a washed up child actor is in a major motion picture, you just know that they believe it's his or her comeback pic. In other words, it's a chance at not winding up on the Hollywood Video shelf. And in this case, Kirk Cameron should be praising the Lord (pun intended) because it made pretty damn good box office.

The Christianity themed movie was made for $500,000 distributed by Sherwood Pictures, a Christian church group.

Out of the $500,000 Kirk was probably paid $2.50 and given a lifetime supply of wafers and Juicy Juice.



In all seriousness, the movie debuted with $6 million at the box office last weekend in 4th place, from only 800+ theaters! This shows me one thing - that the Christian Church still has faith (no pun intended) in Kirk Cameron's acting.

The movie also beat out Angry Spike Lee's Miracle At St. Anna, which debuted in 9th place with $3.4 million in 1,100 theaters...You do the math.

The film is also receiving positive reception from Church groups. According to Christianity Today, "At the Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting in Indianapolis, between 3,000 and 4,000 people saw the film, with many standing during the closing credits, applauding the movie's focus on a biblical view of marriage."

Should we cue the emotional music? No, we need to cue this song:

50 Cent demands jelly

According to Allhiphop.com, 50 Cent will make his performance debut in Santiago, Chile next month, but the rapper has a list of demands that must be met, if fans expect the performance.

The rapper is slated to perform his first show in the country on October 30, at the Movistar Arena. His rider calls for a number of specific requests to be met before he hits the stage.

50 Cent and his entourage must be fed chicken, fillet mignon and baked potatoes with sour cream and American cheese, all on porcelain dishes, with fruit and two types of jelly.

To drink, 50 and crew need 18 liters of spring water, 36 cans of soda, a bottle of cognac and a case of beer.

He also needs several mirrors, two couches, two large tables, 12 black towels, 12 white towels and a classic boom box.

The rapper, who is staying in the Sheraton’s Presidential Suite, could be planning a private party in Santiago as well.

In related news, 50 Cent will be honored with his own day on October 12 in Bridgeport, Connecticut, where he currently resides.

Clooney next victim of the Mouse House?

The rodent got ahold of John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Martin Lawrence and the Rock. Now George Clooney is in talks to play "The Lone Ranger" in a Jerry Bruckheimer produced remake of the classic TV show. Clooney hasn't been in a buddy action-movie since "Batman and Robin" so we hope the Guinness-a-day Clooney makes the right choice. And what do you know, Johnny Depp is playing Tonto.

The Outhouse continues to grow.

Prepare for Wild Hogs 2 The Bachelor Ride

Walt Disney Pictures held their 2009-2010 showcase at the Kodak Theater on September 24th. Not only has Disney locked in Johnny Depp for a 'Pirates 4' (and who also came on stage in full Jack Sparrow uniform), they've also managed to get the all-Outhouse teaming of John Revolta, William Macy, Martin Lawrence and Tim "Disney Owns Me" Allen back together for another Wild Hogs sequel.

According to Variety, if you liked Wild Hogs, get ready for John Travolta, Tim Allen, William H. Macy and Martin Lawrence to come back and have more adventures on the road in Wild Hogs 2 Bachelor Ride. William H. Macy drove a motorcycle across the stage pretending to crash, which made the audience laugh. Lawrence joked about how he hasn't read the script yet and said, "I'm going to try to read it this weekend." The guys all wore matching leather motorcycle jackets and Travolta told us he "had a bike before a car."

Travolta also had a decent career going for him after Pulp Fiction, and abs before his potbelly. Are you ready for Wild Hogs 2, Bachelor Ride? Maybe Disney's more confident, but Wild Hogs opened the same weekend as 300, and alot of kids bought tickets for Wild Hogs and snuck into 300. So we'll see how many Wild Hog return customers there are in '10. The only bright spot in Wild Hogs was the end credits (no pun intended) with Ray Liotta (obviously knowing what a piece of shit he was in) in a mock Extreme Makeover episode:

Hearts and Souls 2: Ghost Town

Anyone remember Heart and Souls starring Robert Downey Jr.? That's pre-Iron Man for you kids.

Heart and Souls is a 1993 fantasy/comedy film about the souls of four deceased people who are trapped on earth and can only be seen by a single living human being who is recruited to help them take care of their unfinished business.


The movie tanked and the evil studio execs probably thought no one remembered it. So they commissioned a screenwriter to remake it (whether they like to call it that or not!), now called GHOST TOWN:

In the comedy "Ghost Town," Bertram Pincus (Ricky Gervais) is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. Even worse, they all want something from him, particularly Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear), who pesters him into breaking up the impending marriage of his widow Gwen (Téa Leoni). That puts Pincus squarely in the middle of a triangle, with spirited results.

I don't know what Greg Kinnear is doing in this because he's sleepwalking through the same cornball role he's done better in other movies so he's just picking up a paycheck here.

David Koepp, a frequent collaborator with Speilberg, wrote and directed the movie. What the fuck is a talented guy like Ricky Gervais doing in a movie like this? What is ANYONE doing in a movie like this? This is why this blog exists- because Hollywood and the fucking dumbass studio execs think we're the dumbasses, that we'll pay to see the same shit over and over. And just for Ricky taking his big American movie vehicle and turning in this piece of shit, he gets a week in the Outhouse.

Random Clip

This was supposed to be a Salma Hayek audition video but turned out to be something a little different. Classic.

Nicolas Cage, this is your wake-up call!

ACcording to Yahoo,

Less than a year after starring in the biggest movie of his volatile career, Nicolas Cage led the North American box office to its worst weekend in five years on Sunday with one of his weakest.

"Bangkok Dangerous," a thriller in which the 44-year-old actor plays a jaded assassin, opened at No. 1 with estimated three-day earnings of just $7.8 million, distributor Lionsgate said. While no one was expecting it to be a hit, industry observers had predicted it would earn more than $10 million.

The last box office champ to open lower was the David Spade comedy "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star," which kicked off with $6.7 million during the weekend of September 5-7, 2003.

Overall ticket sales also fell to their lowest level since then, said tracking firm Media By Numbers. The top 12 films earned $51.6 million, up from $50.5 million that weekend.

Early September is traditionally a quiet time at the box office since the summer blockbuster season is over. The studios spend the early fall quietly dumping their underperforming movies on the market. "Bangkok Dangerous" was the only new wide release this weekend.

Lionsgate, a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp, said it was happy with the film's opening and expected it to be profitable. Although the movie reportedly cost $45 million to make, Lionsgate acquired U.S. and Canadian rights for a modest sum from "The Departed" producer Graham King's Initial Entertainment Group.

The film is a remake of the 1999 Thai film of the same name, with both being directed by Hong Kong-born twin brothers Danny and Oxide Pang. The remake was not screened in advance for critics, which is rarely a good sign.

Cage has actually done a lot worse at the box office: His terrorism thriller "Next" opened to $7.1 million in April 2007 and the family drama "The Weather Man" to $4.2 million in 2005. But he was last in theaters with the biggest movie of his career, "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," The action sequel opened to $45 million in December on its way to $220 million.

DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Pictures are units of Viacom Inc. Columbia Pictures is a unit of Sony Corp.

(Reporting by Dean Goodman; editing by Cynthia Osterman)

Vin Diesel Loves the Diesel

Besides for starring in Babylon AD, Vin Diesel also stars in the artwork for a weed delivery jar.

Diesel thrown in Outhouse for damage control on Babylon AD

There's nothing worse than a movie star backing up his movie at the last minute, knowing the sound of doom is just a few days away. Ok, thats probably not the worst thing ever, but it's funny how much one tries to soften the blow.

Despite Bablyon A.D. not being screened for critics, no movie premiere, the director slamming the American version, the movie coming out at the dead end of summer and the general public unaware that VD was still in the movie business, you can't blame Diesel for being a trooper, sticking up for his failure of a movie:

Leaving the TRL studios, Diesel said, "Babylon A.D. isn't some red-headed stepchild that you throw out with the bath water. It's a rip roaring good time with explosions and me and some more explosions. I'm not going to disown it anytime soon. I'll be there on midnight Thursday night. " Diesel expressed a desire to record multiple commentary tracks for the DVD release and has began to brainstorm ideas for the sequel. Before hopping into his limo, Diesel confidentially stated, "I hope we can get Mathieu back for the sequel."

72 hrs later....

1 Tropic Thunder $14,602,121
2 Babylon A.D. $11,541,571
3 The Dark Knight $11,127,290
4 The House Bunny $10,177,701
5 Traitor $10,006,327
6 Death Race $7,889,755
7 Disaster Movie $6,945,535
8 Mamma Mia! $5,421,815
9 Pineapple Express $4,448,782
10 Vicky Cristina Barcelona $3,525,970

Unless B.A.D. (pun intended) has a huge following on DVD, I doubt a sequel is on the horizon. These days it seems like the fading star is all about sequels - Fast and Furious 4, XXX3, and another Riddick all the while trying to get funding for his long-gestating Hannibal movie.

And this boy is probably very upset that Vin made a comment about redhead stepchildren as this one was thrown out with the bathwater...