John Travolta's lovin it

You know, without us, the moviegoing audience, there would be no John Travolta. So let's take a look at how he spoils himself with our greatfulness...


"I'm getting ready for my third lunch. Kelly, how do I look?"



"Hmm...Wild Hogs 2? Another 25 million!"



"Ooooh, fries are my favorite..." ... "I wish this was Tom Cruise's cock in my mouth!"

Ashton's Cool Pix of Himself

The New Indiana Jones Reviews Reaction

After reading 20 reviews of Indiana Jones from Cannes, I have come to one realization...People dont know how to pretend they are young anymore. Why is it so hard? I read one reviewer who was like "I grew up with the original 3 so I was unsure of whether I liked the new one..." Why are reviewers comparing it to when they were younger? You are not young anymore and either is Indiana. I havent seen the movie yet but can tell you that the movie has Harrison Ford back as everyones favorite adventurer/treasure hunter/person with a fear of snakes and no one should complain. I know that the original 3 are classic movies that are still amazing to this day but there is no reason why any fan would not want the character that they grew up with back for another adventure. The Indiana character himself is great and even the first news of this sequel had me excited. I think positive first, then get into an open mind state like when I was 9 and then watch the movie. If you allow yourself to go back and pretend this is the first Indy adventure, you are sure to enjoy it. There is no reason to think negative, they didnt change Indiana Jones from Harrison Ford to Hayden Christensen. Real adventure films are rare these days so take Indiana 4 in with an open mind and allow movies like these to get made.

Bad Actor Definition

According to the free online dictionary the definition of a bad actor is: One that consistently behaves or reacts poorly.

I do agree with this. Keanu Reeves might not behave badly but he sure does react poorly...He doesnt react at all.

Jean-Claude Van Damme Romantic Drama Movie

Van Damme is directing a movie called Full Love...a romantic drama. Van Damme has finally grown up from coke and those 10 minute long grunts into a drama director. The last movie he directed was The Quest hahah. That film showed us that his skills are on par with some of the best d-grade filmmakers out there and should see a straight-to-dvd release, of course. Van Damme might even appear in the film as himself which would be great because it would have nothing to do with the story. What ever happened to action movies with costars such as Dennis Rodman or Rob Schneider...even Double Impact where there were two Jean-Claudes!!

The semi-good old days

"It's because I'm Black!"

Black comics want you to remember that it’s hard being Black. Somehow they work a little 1-minute riff into the movie’s storyline about the hardships of the Black Experience which obviously doesn’t happen every friggin’ day of their lives. Think about it, if you were living in one of the following comic’s riffs, you’d shoot yourself! But it’s entertainment right? And every damn American comic is entitled to at least one riff in their movie if it works with the plot, of course. It just better be funny right?

James Franco: Hamming it up

James Franco hams it up in this scene from Spider-Man 3.

Bad Movie Of The Week - Jack Frost Starring Keaton

Jack Frost stars Michael Keaton as a dad who dies in a car accident and then comes back to life as a snowman.

What a dark twist to a childrens movie,"Hey kids, the funny snowman outside is actually your dead father." Slightly disturbing haha.