Nicolas Cage Action Figurine

I decided that something I came across on ebay would be a perfect starting point for this blog. Can you believe someone is actually auctioning off an army figurine with the likeness of Nicolas Cage from WindTalkers? Has anyone actually sat through this generic war flick that unbelievably also stars Christian Slater? Just check out the face and the grin...so "life-like." Could that not be the "likeness" of Nic from almost every movie? Personally, they should have the Cage figurine from Con Air, I mean, his hair was just flowing in that one. Check out the actual Nicolas Cage Ebay Auction.
If anyone decides to win this gem of an auction, they should consider making the mustache addition suggested below: