The rodent got ahold of John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Martin Lawrence and the Rock. Now George Clooney is in talks to play "The Lone Ranger" in a Jerry Bruckheimer produced remake of the classic TV show. Clooney hasn't been in a buddy action-movie since "Batman and Robin" so we hope the Guinness-a-day Clooney makes the right choice. And what do you know, Johnny Depp is playing Tonto.

The Outhouse continues to grow.