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Jul 30, 2008

Master P: Da Last Don

We have rules in the Outhouse, but this rule has to be broken – showcase a bad rapper actor’s movie clip. If you’ve seen our previous video post about bad rapper actors, that wasn’t really a showcase. This on the otherhand is. I don’t even think we can call Percy Miller aka Master P an actor. The showcase is from his movie “Da Last Don.” (Yes, I’m serious), his “ghetto masterpiece.”

I don’t like the term “Ghetto movie” that Master P throws around. What does that mean? Lowering your standards when watching an independent movie for the hood? I didn’t know people (no matter where you live) would say, “Fuck Transformers, let’s watch Da Last Don.”

Everything from his range of emotion when someone is killed to him telling a story about marshmallows in this movie rates it a cut below every Nicolas Cage movie. Of course, Jerry Bruckheimer cast Master P in “Gone in 60 Seconds”, so there definitely is a devil, friends.

“Unnnh!!!”

A brief history on this Outhouse classic:

“Da Last Don”
· Master P spent hours watching “Scarface” to copy Al Pacino’s performance.
· It was originally released to coincide with Master P’s alleged retirement double CD of the same name. He didn’t retire, and it came out a few weeks after the CD.
· It was only available through VHS in 1998.
· The DVD is a VHS transfer.
· The movie runs 45 min. not including the 4-minute end credits/music video.
· The DVD was purchased for $1 on Ebay.


Nino: A combination of Tony Montana/Michael Corleone/Nino Brown(?!) He’s black, but the movie passes him for half Italian since his father was. Plus he’s got that New Orleans drawl.

Rico: Scarface rip-off played by actor with bad Scarface impression. I think it’s Master P’s subliminal message to the viewer that his Nino is more badass than Tony Montana.

D.J.: Nino’s little brother who gets shot in the leg.

Alyssa (aka Chocolate Tiger): Nino’s ho.


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Anonymous said...

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