I don't know Russian nor do I know the actor playing John Matrix, but since we're in the Golden Piss Age of remaking classic movies, someone in Mother Russia decided to remake the ultimate, badass Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie, "Commando" which leads me to the question - is Russian Cinema running out of ideas like Hollywood? They must be doing REALLY FUCKING BAD if they're remaking an Arnold movie. I don't think this is a tongue-in-cheek spoof, because it looks like they're replicating specific scenes from "Commando."

Here's the original classic:


Here's the Russian remake:



IMO, Arnold's is better because it's Arnold, plus it had that Cinemax slut Alyssa Milano and Bill Duke as a Green Beret.