Chris Klein gives the performance of a lifetime as Charlie Nash in this years bomb, "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li". Whatever you're doing keep doing it Chris!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
ASTEROIDS: THE MOVIE (Coming Soon!)
To all the talkbackers that hate on this blog...Feast your eyes on this.
via Hollwood Reporter:
Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game "Asteroids," says The Hollywood Reporter. Matthew Lopez will write the script for the feature adaptation, which will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura.
Wow, a fucking bidding war between four major studios over a game that this generation knows nothing about. "Writer" Matthew Lopez has the word "WHORE" written all over his face for taking this project.
I'll be the first geek to cry out that the movie did not stay truthful to the shitty asteroid graphics of the game. I will only watch this movie if Carrot Top is signed for the lead role and Uwe Boll is directing.
Hollywood, you lost.
via Hollwood Reporter:
Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game "Asteroids," says The Hollywood Reporter. Matthew Lopez will write the script for the feature adaptation, which will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura.
Wow, a fucking bidding war between four major studios over a game that this generation knows nothing about. "Writer" Matthew Lopez has the word "WHORE" written all over his face for taking this project.
I'll be the first geek to cry out that the movie did not stay truthful to the shitty asteroid graphics of the game. I will only watch this movie if Carrot Top is signed for the lead role and Uwe Boll is directing.
Hollywood, you lost.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Songs for Soundtracks That Don't Belong (part 1)
It ain't easy making a cohesive soundtrack to a movie. But Hollywood's working on it. Here's a few songs recorded for soundtracks that made us scratch our heads...
Sting recorded about six songs for the Stallone-Snipes action classic, Demolition Man. This song for some reason has female ululations in the background.
U2 recorded "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" for the Batman Forever soundtrack. I can't shit on U2, they're awesome. The video is cool, but this song has nothing to do with Batman.
Bone Thugs and Harmony recorded "Look Into My Eyes" for the Batman & Robin soundtrack. This has to be one of the stranger donations to a soundtrack. Does Batman bump Bone Thugs in the Batmobile?
R&B singer Case and Foxy Brown donated "Touch Me Tease Me" to the Nutty Professor soundtrack. Um, the movie's about a 300+ pound professor who can't get a date. Kind of creepy.
Jay-Z and Foxy Brown also donated "Ain't No Nigga" (originally on Jay-Z's first album) to the Nutty Professor soundtrack. Ok, I know that Russell Simmons slapped together a soundtrack after producer Brian Grazer swiped the movie from him, but couldn't he have put more of a cohesive effort into it?
Are the Fantastic Four emo? Ben Moody (i'll bet he is...) and Anastacia(?) recorded "Everything Burns" for the Fantastic Four soundtrack. This was when Marvel had to put a soundtrack out for all their superhero movies. They did get it right with the Spiderman movies and even the Punisher. But this is just laughable. Especially when they intercut the music video with Doom towards the end.
G-Force, about little super secret agent hamsters (produced by Jerry Bruckheimer) features a song "Jump" by Flo Rida and Nelly Furtado. There's no music video for it yet, but just you wait.
Sting recorded about six songs for the Stallone-Snipes action classic, Demolition Man. This song for some reason has female ululations in the background.
U2 recorded "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" for the Batman Forever soundtrack. I can't shit on U2, they're awesome. The video is cool, but this song has nothing to do with Batman.
Bone Thugs and Harmony recorded "Look Into My Eyes" for the Batman & Robin soundtrack. This has to be one of the stranger donations to a soundtrack. Does Batman bump Bone Thugs in the Batmobile?
R&B singer Case and Foxy Brown donated "Touch Me Tease Me" to the Nutty Professor soundtrack. Um, the movie's about a 300+ pound professor who can't get a date. Kind of creepy.
Jay-Z and Foxy Brown also donated "Ain't No Nigga" (originally on Jay-Z's first album) to the Nutty Professor soundtrack. Ok, I know that Russell Simmons slapped together a soundtrack after producer Brian Grazer swiped the movie from him, but couldn't he have put more of a cohesive effort into it?
Are the Fantastic Four emo? Ben Moody (i'll bet he is...) and Anastacia(?) recorded "Everything Burns" for the Fantastic Four soundtrack. This was when Marvel had to put a soundtrack out for all their superhero movies. They did get it right with the Spiderman movies and even the Punisher. But this is just laughable. Especially when they intercut the music video with Doom towards the end.
G-Force, about little super secret agent hamsters (produced by Jerry Bruckheimer) features a song "Jump" by Flo Rida and Nelly Furtado. There's no music video for it yet, but just you wait.
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